Some legends don’t need confetti cannons or stadium-shaking pyros. They just need a guitar, a baritone voice, and a song about every ex they ever outran in a pickup truck.
That’s exactly how George Strait reminded New England that the King of Country doesn’t need smoke and mirrors to take over an NFL stadium. When Strait strolled into Gillette Stadium, the home turf of Tom Brady’s ghost and the Patriots’ fading dynasty, he did it with nothing but a crooked grin and the Lone Star State stitched into his denim. And when “All My Ex’s Live in Texas” rolled out over that sea of 65,000 fans, you could feel every mile between Massachusetts and Amarillo evaporate.
Before he even hit the stage, the setlist blaring through the speakers was a Texas love letter. Blake Shelton, Jon Pardi, Luke Bryan. All those good ol’ boys dropping nods to Strait in their lyrics. If you didn’t catch it, you weren’t paying attention. It wasn’t an ego stroke. It was a reminder that this is the guy who laid the damn asphalt they’re still driving on.
Then he walked out without stage extension, pyrotechnics, or backup dancers. Just Strait, that ageless baritone, and a band that plays tighter than a brand-new pair of cowboy boots. No one cared that he barely cracked a smile between songs. Nobody was begging for a light show. They just wanted to hear that unmistakable voice wrap around a story they’ve known for four decades.
“All My Ex’s Live in Texas” is one of those rare country hits that ages in reverse. It somehow sounds rowdier every time you hear it. Strait leaned into that Lone Star swing with the same easy swagger that made him the king in the first place. He didn’t push too hard or showboat for the cheap seats. He didn’t have to. The weight of every jukebox spin and barroom cover did the heavy lifting.
And while the song might be playful on paper, it hits different when you’re standing in a giant football stadium, singing about exes you’ll never escape. It’s funny how a song that used to sound like a Texas postcard now feels more like a badge of honor for anyone who’s ever wanted to outrun their past. In that moment, Strait turned a simple sing-along into something that felt like the last hurrah of a cowboy who’s only got a handful of rides left.
Parker McCollum did his best to get the crowd warmed up, and Chris Stapleton stomped all over the undercard slot with a whiskey-drenched growl that damn near shook the rafters loose. But when Strait stepped up for that line, “All my ex’s live in Texas, and Texas is a place I’d dearly love to be”, it was clear who still calls the shots.
Some folks talk about Strait retiring soon. And yeah, maybe he is. He’s earned it. But nights like this remind you that this man could sit on a milk crate with nothing but a guitar and a rusty mic, and it’d still be worth triple the ticket price. He doesn’t need neon lights. He is the neon light, the one that flickers on in every two-bit bar when last call hits, promising that good country music can still make you feel like you belong somewhere, even if it’s only for three minutes.
One more song, one more night, one more cowboy tale you’ll tell your grandkids about. That’s George Strait’s magic trick. No bells, no whistles, just a damn good song about exes who will never die as long as we’re all still raising cold beers in their memory.