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The Best Dumb Blonde Jokes That Will Definitely Keep You Laughing Out Loud

25 Best Dumb Blonde Jokes
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  • Arden is a Senior Country Music Journalist for Country Thang Daily, specializing in classic hits and contemporary chart-toppers.
  • Prior to joining Country Thang Daily, Arden wrote for Billboard and People magazine, covering country music legends and emerging artists.
  • Arden holds a Bachelor of Arts in Journalism from the University of Tennessee, with a minor in Music Studies.

We have here the best dumb blonde jokes that will surely make you laugh out loud! These gags poke fun at the stereotypical image of blondes’ somewhat lack of intelligence. The expression “dumb blonde” was said to originate during Hollywood’s silent era, where female actors would look in mute adoration while male heroes saved the day.

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It eventually evolved into jokes most of us enjoy nowadays. But make sure to take proper caution when sharing these puns with our fairer-haired friends. All we want is clean, good fun just to get a laugh and not to offend someone.

  1. Question: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

Answer: She was desperately trying to make up her mind.


  1. Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”

Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”


  1. A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde run after him and says, “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

  1. A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, “Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…”

  1. Question: How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day?

Answer: Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says “lather, rinse, repeat.”


  1. Question: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

Answer: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.


  1. Question: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?

Answer: Because it said “concentrate.”


  1. Question: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband’s car?

Answer: She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe.


  1. Question: How do you keep a blonde busy?

Answer: Write “please flip over” on a piece of paper and give it to her.


  1. Question: How do you confuse a blonde?

Answer: Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.


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  1. Question: What do blondes do when their laptop freezes?

Answer: She sticks it in the microwave. 


  1. Question: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

Answer: She was desperately trying to make up her mind.


  1. Question: What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? 

Answer: Omg, donut seeds!”


  1. Brunette: Have you met my identical twin sister yet?

Blonde: No, what does she look like?


  1. Blonde 1: Don’t tell anyone but Bees scare me.

Blonde 2: Don’t worry, the whole alphabet scares me.


  1. Question: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

Answer: Because they go answer the door.


  1. Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

  1. A blonde ring up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?”

The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute…” The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone.


  1. A couple of blondes got lost at the mall. So, they got to the map, where they see a red arrow that says: YOU ARE HERE. One blonde looks at the other and exclaims: “Wow! How do they know that?”

  1. Question: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?

Answer: Under 17 not admitted!



  1. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?

Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!


  1. The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

“Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”


  1. A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, “You know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

  1. A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, “For best results, put on two coats.”


  1. Question: How do you confuse a blonde?

Answer: You don’t. They’re born that way.


How about you? What are your favorite dumb Blonde jokes?

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