June 1

DEAR PENIS: Rodney Carrington Has a Message for His Penis

How could you not burst out in laughter when you hear this crazy song? Warning: Before you click to play, make sure that no one else is in the office.

Dear Penis,
I don’t think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor. 
Oh dear Penis, 
I don’t like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That’s all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that you’re the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don’t like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don’t think I like you anymore,
‘Cause when u get to drinkin’ 
You put me places I’ve never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I don’t like you anymore

Why can’t we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We’d just stay home forever. 
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While you’re shavin’,
Shave my balls.

All about Rodney Carrington

His Funny Side

Country fanatics who likes to have a good laugh with witty jokes most probably know Rodney Carrington. he is a stand-up comic country musician, who doesn’t dance along the border of good taste and vulgarity. His numerous songs and presentations are often formatted for adult content. Accompanied by his mischievous wink and smile, he somersaults awkwardly over his words, and once he lands on the other side, he tries to get frisky with the topic. Further, his thick country accent and aw-shucks attitude mostly endears him to the audience. Carrington is best known for his acoustic song titled, “A Letter to my Penis.” I won’t explain the core of the song as it is obviously implied with the full lyrics written above.

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Rodney Carrington (image from madisonorpheum.com)

And serious side…

Seriously speaking though, Carrington actually examines the hard truth about his life in his performances. He shares the imperfection of his life to the audience through a witty way that makes people laugh. Though the situations have been his personal pain, he was able to turn it into a subject that would bring a temporary fun to the crowd. Behind all those jokes is a man longing for true love, acceptance, and a place in this world. He’ve been through different ups and downs of life that taught him to be tough and just laugh as the situation, because they shall eventually pass.

In conclusion

Even if you’re offended by Carrington’s jokes and his worldview, his heart is in the right place. He connects with the audience by baring everything, every fault, and blemish. The audience roots for him because he is in the same trenches with them, just trying to figure out how to make sense of the world.

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Rodney Carrington (image from theexaminer.com)

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